Thursday, August 21, 2014

Broke Ass Bitches

By Flea - Be A Survivor

The sad fact is that most Americans are broke ass bitches.  The reasons for this phenomenon are many, and beyond the scope of a simple blog post, but I will try and zero in on a few reasons why all of you bitches are broke.

Here is a nugget of wisdom I am going to share with you free of charge - you spend way too much fucking money.  That right there is the reason broken down to its purest essence.  You spend way too much fucking money, perhaps its more than you earn, perhaps not.  Spending more than you earn is simply stupid.  I have no sympathy for you.  But Flea, I have a shitty job that pays me nothing and the man is sticking it to me, then get your lazy ass a second shitty job to make up for it.  Really, I don't want to hear your bullshit...especially if you have demon spawn - work as many fucking jobs as it takes to support them.  The solution WAS simple, you could have either pulled out, worn a condom, or taken a pill...now the solution IS, work your ass to the bone.  There is a new study out that says if you had a child born in 2013, it will cost $245,000 to raise them.  That condom sounds like a good deal at this point, eh?

Anyway, most people have shitty jobs because of the poor choices they made, you can deflect the blame all you want but really the situation you are in is most likely of your own fucking making.  You chose to get pregnant as a teenager, you chose to drop out of school, you chose to not go to college, you chose to commit a crime that tarnished your record forever, you chose to post those naked pics of you getting a Jack Daniels enema.  Isaac Newton proposed a law that stated (paraphrased), "for every action, there is an equal but opposite reaction".  The equal and opposite reaction you are living is a consequence of the reaction you set in motion in your younger years.  Look in the mirror and deny all you like, but that right there is the truth.

People who are broke aren't poor, they are just stupid.  People born into poverty have a rough road ahead of them, they are poor.  People who think they are poor but still somehow have a iPhone 5 and iPad and Xbox, etc...they are just FUCKING STUPID.  I can't feed junior, but I have a Galaxy S5 and the sperm donor who calls himself a dad is wearing Michael Jordan's on his feet.  That in my opinion is just fucking pathetic.  There are poor people, you want to see poor - go look at the shanty towns in Brazil, Mexico, and half of Africa...those people eat fucking dirt for dinner.  You bitches are just lazy and broke.

But hey Uncle Flea isn't here to just beat you down (like the man).  There is always hope if you wise up and really want to succeed.  There are a few things you can do to make your situation better.

1.) No matter what you do in life - do it to the best of your ability.  Even if your job is working at fucking Burger King.  Be the best Burger King motherfucker on the planet.  People notice that shit...and look around, the competition ain't exactly fierce.  Work hard and maybe you become a shift leader, keep working hard and maybe you can be the manager.

2.) Learn as much as you can.  Always strive to make yourself better.  Read books, watch educational TV and documentaries.  Try and get back in school and at the very least get your GED if you dropped out of high school.

3.) Volunteer and donate to charity.  What you give, be it time, money, or both - that shit comes back in spades whether you realize it or not.  Karma can be a bitch, but in this case she can also be your savior.

4.) Start saving today, I don't care if you just start saving your spare change on a daily basis in a jug, that is a step in the right direction.

5.) Stop playing the victim, whether you are or you aren't.  The sooner you put your big boy/girl pants on and take responsibility for your own damn self, the sooner you can turn your life around.

That is all...

4 comments:

  1. Don't fall for the lies about college giving you a leg up.

    All it leaves you with is debt.

    Never, even when I was living in the woods, did I owe anybody anything until I went back to school.

    I have learned nothing, just bought a really expensive piece of paper that means a lot less than they tell you it does, but I sure have a lot (relatively speaking, I didn't spend anywhere near as much as many people do) of debt to show for it.

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  2. Anon, you can believe that shit if you'd like. The issue is people are stupid - go to a fucking community college for your first two years and save your cash, then transfer to a state school. The expensive 4 year colleges are a fucking waste of money. The fact is most companies won't even look at you if you don't have a degree...my company, which pays very well, tosses your resume in the trash if you don't have a degree.

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  3. You are rude and your language skills are pathetic, only sometimes some people need to hear things in a way that motivates them and for some a good quick "verbal" kick in the pants is that motivation, so for that reason, I applaud you. However I take issue with your facts. "Pulling Out" is not effective birth control. Taking the pill only works if you are given the correct dose. Taking antibiotics makes the pill useless and most doctors fail to mention this fact to their patients.
    People who are successful in America shouldn't feel to proud of themselves, they didn't get there without a whole lot of things going their way with little or no effort of theirs. Some people are born with both arms and legs in perfect condition, they have minds that can focus on one thing at a time yet adjust to perform several tasks at once without becoming overwhelmed, and their memory is above average or excellent. They are smart, not stupid, but through no effort, just dumb luck. And here is to my point. We get out of life what we put into it. We reap what we sow. Every cause has an effect. Yet there are always mitigating factors. Don't judge the "bum on the street" too harshly. You don't know why or what. Some day you may need a sprinkle of kindness from someone better off than you.

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